when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in
i cant believe how true this is
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
"did you study for the test"
"the test that’s today"
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
do you have a family yet?